The Perfect S nog [1.O2]

Jerry: [Sips his coffee] Honestly, Demi, this attitude is... Demi:(POV) "Welcome to the tragic universe that is my sad life. Why? I'll give you five major reasons why. Number ONE, my parents are from the Stone Age..." Jerry: No us, no you. God knows what you'd do. You understand? You wouldn't exist. Emma: [Nods] Exactly. Demi:(POV) Number TWO, they hate me having a life 'cause theirs are practically over and mine's JUST starting..." Jerry: ....And it's not good enough. Emma: Honestly. Every year it's... Demi:(POV) "Number THREE..." Emma: ...performance... Demi:(POV) "My little sister's bonkers! Poor Angus, will need even more therapy than me." Jerry: A lot of trouble! Emma: ...because of your fifteenth birthday... Demi:(POV) "Number four..." Emma:...it's not good enough. Demi:(POV) "My nose is the size of Jupiter!" [Looks at her reflection on the back of her spoon] Emma: ...so ungrateful. Demi:(POV) "I need to go into an ugly home." Emma: Demi, what have you gone and done now? [Moves her bangs out of her face to take a good look at her eyebrows] How did you manage to pluck them all so quickly? [Gasps] You haven't, have you? Oh, crikey. Jerry, she shaved them! Demi:(POV) "Number five, I'll never get a boyfriend." Jerry: What's the hurry with growing up so fast? Why don't you just enjoy being 14? Demi:(POV) "Enjoy being 14? How twisted is that? And if home isn't mental enough, I have to spend all day at this loony bin, or as some people call it, school. Sometimes I think ...